DEAR ZORA

A Survivor's Guide to Holiday Traditions and Traumas

Now might be a good time to tell your family to fuck off.

Spending the holidays with your dog might be healthier than with your family. (Illustration: Noon/Rawpixel)

Well, folks, it's that time of year again––the holidays. It's the time of year when you not-so-gleefully indulge in 30 pounds of ham over a belaboring three-week period even though you swore off meat ten months ago. It's your aunt's…