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Elnathan John

COVID-19 Inner Beauty Act 2020

WHEREAS the entire sane and decent world:

4 min readMay 9, 2020

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Elnathan John

NIGERIAN TAILOR VICTIMS SUPPORT BILL 2019

A bill for an Act to cater to the millions of traumatised victims of tardy Nigerian tailors, to establish a Tailor Crimes Commission…

4 min readMay 17, 2019

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Elnathan John

THE FIVE STAGES OF (NOVELIST WRITING) GRIEF

Denial

3 min readFeb 19, 2019

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Elnathan John

ONCE UPON A MOB ACTION

Friday January 10, 2014.

5 min readJan 11, 2019

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Elnathan John

HOW TO ATTEND A BOOK READING

Brilliant. That author you find interesting has come to town, to a venue you close enough for you to attend, and the entry fee is…

5 min readNov 15, 2018

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Elnathan John

YOUR MAN

You knew. You didn’t care. That he didn’t believe your Jesus was son of God. That he smoked shisha. That he knew what you felt. He made it…

5 min readMar 15, 2018

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Elnathan John

SUSTAINABLE PASTORALISM AND THE FULANI HERDER: NIGERIA’S GROWING INTERNAL CRISIS*

We will write this for all to read. Anyone, soldier or not that kills the Fulani takes a loan repayable one day no matter how long it takes…

8 min readJan 18, 2018

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EUROPE AND AFRICA AND THE MUSIC BETWEEN*

The Berlin train announcements have become music to my ears. At first they were just sounds indeterminate, impersonal. But with each day I…

7 min readJul 20, 2017

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Elnathan John

GOOD PEOPLE

I like this game we play

1 min readJul 7, 2017

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ENCOUNTER

She saw him across the room

1 min readJul 6, 2017

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ENCOUNTER

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Elnathan John

Elnathan John

Satirist ◾Recovering lawyer ◾Author, Born On a Tuesday ◾Not on any top-something list ◾ In an abusive relationship with Nigeria ◾Ungovernable

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